Conversations With John: 5-25-08

AHHAAHHA holy shit

i was a second away from writing

"im talking to this fat girl that sucked carls dick"

hahahahahha

and i accidentally almost wrote it to her instead of you

hahahahhahahah

i was about to hit enter and then i realized what i was doing

tizzy and grant came up the beginning of last year

and they went to a class with me

and talked to everyone

and some random halfway ugly girl actually gave them her number

and she came over and we all got fucked up

and she blew carl while we were all still drinking

hahaha

and then tizzy and grant both threw up all over my room

but the next day tizzy went to class with me in a huge lecture hall

and we were talking about cocaine for some reason

and tizzy yelled FUCK YEAH THATS MY SHIT

and everyone laughed including the teacher

and then he yelled ahhahahaa

YEAH NIGGA

and there was 3 black people behind us

and then he just turned red and whispered oh fuck i didnt mean that to me

and we left my class after that

hes still my hero

Conversations With John