Wednesday, December 17, 2008
12-07-2008
i dropped my router last night from literally 1 foot off the ground
and it stopped working
so i put on my shoes and stomped on it
until it was in a million pieces
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
9/26/08
John
haahahahha
in middle school i talked to this girl from spencer and i would always make her go on webcam
and literally
every 3 or 4 sentences i said to her
were something about her taking her clothes off
for a year straight
and i never met her
12:50pmEthan
hahahaha
12:50pmJohn
and at one point she said
"fucking come see me tomorrow and ill suck your dick"
and i didnt go........
thats an example of me being a homo
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
9/24/08
my psych class is the hardest class ive ever taken
and one of the hardest classes at isu according to my adviser and the teacher
but i learn the most interesting shit
its like mrs kleen blowing all her knowledge into my dick while mrs kuker shits all her knowledge into my mouth
times 8
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
8-26-08
hahahaha
im going to smash my ca's door in
and rape her
and then kill her
and leave iowa state forever
2:12amEthan
hahahaha
2:12amJohn
ill just put a note that says tizzy did it on her forehead
2:12amEthan
hahahah
2:12amJohn
i thought i pissed all over my floor last night
but really it was just the sewer leaking all over
2:13amEthan
gaaay
2:13amJohn
ahaaha
oh well
im going to get drunk as fuck eventually and sleep in my hallway
just so when the fucking people get here in the morning i can be like yeah thanks for waiting my room smells so bad i had no where to sleep
god DAMNIT
im living with justin jenson
Ethan
live in the back of his truck?
2:14amJohn
yeah and when he goes to polaris im just fucked
ill sleep in his denali that is full of cum
because im sure all he does is smokes cigarettes nonstop in it while rubbing his dick on the seats
Sunday, August 24, 2008
8-25-08 pt. 2
This was sober, btw.
Ethan
brb
1:02amJohn
brb like ethans trying to pee
like hes an og
sitting on the toilet going number 1
and thats kind of fucking dumb
because real niggas stand up when they go
but ethan aint no fuckin ho
hes just smoked way too much dro
the last week hes been tweakin
while bitches been freakin
ive seen atleast 5 girls cry
and those hoes really obviously wanted to die
because they were obviously tryin
to jump my dick
because its straight legit
except i zipped it up
and that hurt like fuck
like im in the muck
like the swamp of sorrows
like tegans vagina
i wasnt tryin to do time in ya
but i did
it was worse than jail
i tried to bail
but did ethan vale?
eventually yes
but he should have gotten two for the chest
because he failed the test
except he didnt but all the rest
did because they are fuckin kids
like krissy kidd
fuck it i give up
1:08amJohn
that better be on your fuckin blogspot
because im dropping lines
and my rhymes so sick wit it
like im trying to rig it
like the vote for whos the king of hip hop
and its skrott
scott klien and krissy kidds nicknames
fuck
i need to just stop rapping
but i cant
5-25-08
John
AHHAAHHA holy shit
i was a second away from writing
"im talking to this fat girl that sucked carls dick"
12:49amEthan
hahahahahha
12:49amJohn
and i accidentally almost wrote it to her instead of you
12:49amEthan
hahahahhahahah
12:49amJohn
i was about to hit enter and then i realized what i was doing
tizzy and grant came up the beginning of last year
and they went to a class with me
and talked to everyone
and some random halfway ugly girl actually gave them her number
and she came over and we all got fucked up
and she blew carl while we were all still drinking
12:51amEthan
hahaha
12:52amJohn
and then tizzy and grant both threw up all over my room
but the next day tizzy went to class with me in a huge lecture hall
and we were talking about cocaine for some reason
and tizzy yelled FUCK YEAH THATS MY SHIT
and everyone laughed including the teacher
and then he yelled ahhahahaa
YEAH NIGGA
and there was 3 black people behind us
and then he just turned red and whispered oh fuck i didnt mean that to me
and we left my class after that
hes still my hero
8-24-08
i just destroyed the lock to my bathroom
4:38pmEthan
hahahahha
how
4:38pmJohn
i live in a place where i share a bathroom with someone
and that motherfucker locked it and left
and for some reason my key doesnt open it so thats awesome
and my ca was gone
so i just put a screwdriver in the hole and kicked it in
cheap shitty lock