5/20/2009

John

hahahaahhaha

hahahaahhaha

i think facebook should send 4 duplicates of my hahahahah again

so i can fucking put my samurai sword through this computer

5/1/2009

John

i guess we are coming to iowa city

haahahahahahahahha

3:32pmEthan

yeah sydney texted me

3:33pmJohn

yeah

im coming unshowered and still drunk

i think the same with drew

3:34pmEthan

hahahaha

3:34pmJohn

yeah

drew found me passed out in the bath tub

and then

i was found passed out naked on the couch

3:38pmJohn

and i turned in a paper today

3:39pmJohn

without realizing

my penis was hanging out

the entire time

i walked around campus

with my dick out

3:39pmEthan

hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhaha

3:39pmJohn

and drew in his pajamas

2/26/2009

John:

2nd friday in a row ive spent throwing up

hahaha

god damn everclear

John

fucking everclear

everytime i wake up

blahhhhhh

John

atleast it wasnt powerade and pizza rolls this time

i just threw up like 2 gallons of water
3:18pmEthan

hahahahaahhahahahahhahah
3:19pmJohn

ahahah

and you can guess where the bag is going

in the hallway again

12-07-2008

John: 3:11 p.m.

i dropped my router last night from literally 1 foot off the ground

and it stopped working

so i put on my shoes and stomped on it

until it was in a million pieces

John As A 5 Year Old

I Have No Idea When This Was...

9/26/08

John

haahahahha

in middle school i talked to this girl from spencer and i would always make her go on webcam

and literally

every 3 or 4 sentences i said to her

were something about her taking her clothes off

for a year straight

and i never met her

12:50pmEthan

hahahaha

12:50pmJohn

and at one point she said

"fucking come see me tomorrow and ill suck your dick"

and i didnt go........

thats an example of me being a homo